Re Spreak Engrish, No Probrem Numba 1

Hey you, you come Vietnam. You come Vietnam, you go shop.

Re got many many fashion shop, you look, you buy.

You go velly fashion shop, this shop velly, velly good, you look many fashion, I reccomen you go to:


You find velly velly fashion.

This shop so good, they open new shop... little brother shop:


You look our velly fashion clothes, we have all good make, from all big famous city. You wear name of city on jacket, you look velly velly cool.
Start spreading the news! You want to be part of something? New Roerk, New Roerk!


Or you can buy some hi tech clothe, we have clothe of the north farce. These not copy. You can read back of sock packet, see the high tech sock, these sock made by a kind of high tech, lead the multi-functionalartificial:


Relax one's efforts properly, avoud taking off loose.
Design nette dly,Make the weat, the steam is got rid of foot.
Tighten up and design,Aroid take off and out of shape loosing.
Thicken and weave designing,Buffer the shoes inboard wall and double leged friction.

See. We no have the single leged friction sock in Vietnam. Make the weat, make the weat. Steam got rid of foot.

Do the charicteristic rapidly. Have good arranging the sweat. Dry and comfortable and comfortable.


We not forget explains to wash either.

You not forget the high fashion Vietnam. Even our tiger have high fashion and wear the makeup when go out to tiger tranny club.



When you done with the shopping you can get food.
There many good food in Vietnam, but we velly like noodle soup called Pho. You silly big nose westener say this word like "fho", but this not right, you supposed to say "fah".
You can practice with this picture with name of shop. You say out loud name of shop and learn speak ploperly:



Pho Cu. "Fah Cu".... "Fah Cu".... "Fah Cu"....
You know now silly big nose westener?

This shop also velly plopular. Open new shop, "Fah Cu 2".

When you eat this shop you get free pack of tissue. We only make best tissue in Vietnam. Best quality ingredient. You see yourself.


100% Virgin Pulp. See, velly pure. Only have pulped virgins inside.

Also velly strong, and velly absorbant. 10 pulls per packet.

You see now? Silly big nose.